The Chris Brown Apology

The Chris Brown Apology

By Quintin Xavier Roper • on July 21, 2009

Before, when I would use “Chris Brown” as a verb it meant: [Kris Broun] -verb 1. to strike violently or forcefully and repeatedly. 2. to give blows to the head; pound 3. to cut, wound, or tear with the teeth 4. to kill by stopping the breath in any manner; choke; stifle; suffocate. Tamara, if you don’t shut the hell up I will

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Cubicle Distration

Cubicle Distration

By Quintin Xavier Roper • on April 14, 2009

After discovering that most of the people who visit my blog are actually at work, I decided to include a special section called Cubicle Distraction. The most hilarious videos you will ever watch in 200FINE. These four videos literally changed my life. You will not be able to watch these with a straight

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The Friend Detox: Preserve Your Sexy

The Friend Detox: Preserve Your Sexy

By Quintin Xavier Roper • on April 7, 2009

Question. How do you get rid of the toxic people who are reeking havoc on your social and professional life? Answer. Give'm that Chris Brown facial. Or. Try this Friend Detox Test. Stage I: Identifying the Toxic Friend Do you find it difficult (or not worth it) sometimes to explain how you feel

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Rhianna had it coming to her!

Rhianna had it coming to her!

By Quintin Xavier Roper • on February 9, 2009

Now, I do not support or condone any type of violence against women.  I promise. But there has always been a special place in my heart for Rhianna ever since she asked Mister DJ “pon da replay.” Here is a list of reasons why I have often fantasized about beating Rhianna in her face: She

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