Then all of my friends united to remind me that I should not forgive her and I should save my money for more important things. They did this via facebook:

But the last stone that did me in was a lovely gift from my friend Natalie:

The quickest way to turn me off is to make me look ugly. -Psalms 369

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Oh, and Britney is coming back to Chicago September 9th! I still love that hoe…

It pains me greatly to admit that the Britney Spears concert was a complete and utter let down. I have never had anyone disappoint me so much and this last Tuesday was possible the worst day of 200FINE.

Allow me to explain with bullet points :)

• She lip synched EVERYTHING.  Even the speaking parts she lip synched.  She thanked Chicago once, but did not engage at all with the audience.
• She had this stupid bored look on her face… I paid 173 dollars for my ticket and you can’t even wink at me?
• The chick is not dancing.  She occasionally marks stuff with her dancers but she spends most of her time walking around, being carried, and doing stripper moves on set parts… The experience was cheapened further because the performance is in the round so there were many times where she couldn’t be seen.  And also, she does half of the choreography on one side AND DOES THE EXACT SAME THING ON THE OTHER.  It’s like she insisted on taking the easy way out.
• I didn’t feel like I was at a circus. At all. Unlike Dream Within A Dream, there was no plot, no story, no theory behind the sequences.
• It was way too sexual, and seeing little kids there was a little disturbing.  The old Britney was playful and used a lot of innuendo in her costumes, this new whore was just down right gross at times in her 6 inch heels that made no sense to those of us who understand her many knee problems. :-/
• She does not perform any of the really good songs like “Gimme More” or “Phonography”.  This made the show very ordinary and the transitions unusually choppy.  Typically Britney has really good song transitions.  This tour is cluttered with stop-n-gos that are unnecessary.
• When the concert was over she ran straight off the stage… As if it were “Quitin’ Time” and she needed to clock out and head home.

Britney, why even bother?  I mean, do you want to persue something else that is more fulfilling… like finger painting? I just don’t get it.  I defended you through the bald head, the two kids, the I-told-you-so divorce with K-FED, and the unexplained arab affairs (which YOU DID NOT explain in that overrated documentary).  Do you not realize that I am a 23 year old grown man with your pictures all over my door?

And to make the entire experience more awkward, the opening act with the Pussycat Dolls had so much tension in the air you could cut it with a butter knife!  Nicole, who is the weirdest woman on earth, was showing out!  She purposefully oversang most of the songs and insisted on making these random sound effects while the other girls were singing.  And I think I am the only person who thinks that Nicole sounds like Ertha Kit when she talks… Apparently, this happened right before they came into chicago:

I am done with concerts.