The Britney Intervention
After receiving a heads up from the G.O.D. about Britney Spears coming back to Chicago, I quickly forgot the new hatred I had for her after she completely jiked Chicago. I wanted to give her a second chance and rekindle our love for each other despite the intense abuse she put me through:
Then all of my friends united to remind me that I should not forgive her and I should save my money for more important things. They did this via facebook:
But the last stone that did me in was a lovely gift from my friend Natalie:
The quickest way to turn me off is to make me look ugly. -Psalms 369
