Perhaps Being Single Is Sexier Than I Thought

With this past week’s dating topic for the radio show, I’ve been thinking about the large amount of garbage I’ve had to sort through just to realized that I am happiest when I am single and uninterested. Around this time last year, I found myself pursuing an ape faced reptilian who stood me up a multiple times, lied about everything, and openly admitted to being a freelance prostitute.

[Moment of Silence]

Hooray for ice cream and malt liquor! The best self medication a Chase Debit Card can buy. It’s just funny… you come across someone who symbolizes romantic hopes and they turn out to be a villain. And then the train of fools that came after that was a riot to my friends who have no choice but to laugh because the resulting stories are so insanely unbelievable. Luckily, I can laugh about it too.

See, I'm laughing.

Educational videos like this helped me get to this point of thankfulness.

And if you thought that was fake….

Perhaps I should stop exploiting my people to prove a point… I feel like Tyler Perry. Ew.

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