Spring In Chicago… (Obama Save Us!)

Chicago has the most ill-mannered, rudely hyperactive, and undereducated youth I have ever witnessed. WHAT IS GOING ON MAYOR DALEY? Are you serious? No, no. [slaps him across the face] Are you serious?

Forget that groundhog BS. YOU KNOW its spring in Chicago when you have some dingy runt with a head shaped like a melted Rollo asking you to donate money to his imaginary basketball team all while causing havoc and recourse on the subway. All I want to do, is take my 10 minute ride to Lincoln Park so I can go to work. That’s all. It’s what I do every week… But this day decided to be warm out. So the international BeBe’s kids are blasting music out of their Walgreens mini-speakers, making fun of people on the train, and sitting on the floor next to the doors preventing people from using them, all while shoving this dirty piece of paper in our faces to pitch their “basketball team” without making eye contact. When the party is over in one train car, it moves in a single line formation to the next and then comes back once new people have entered the train.

And this is what your summer in Chicago will be like. Only worse. Downtown Evanston by the movie theatre on a weekend night? Pppphh. Chicagoans PLEASE tell me I’m not the only one who feels aggravated by this. What have you experienced? :)

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