Archive for March, 2009

You Want Me to Do What?

You Want Me to Do What?

By Quintin Xavier Roper • on March 21, 2009

I just received this email from my job: On the 25th of every month in 2009 we will be able to have some fun and dress up in 80s attire! [The business], having been open for 25 years, deserves some recognition so we want all staff to get involved! Workout clothes from the 80′s can be worn during your shift so put the ******* uniforms away and

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Spring In Chicago… (Obama Save Us!)

Spring In Chicago… (Obama Save Us!)

By Quintin Xavier Roper • on March 20, 2009

Chicago has the most ill-mannered, rudely hyperactive, and undereducated youth I have ever witnessed. WHAT IS GOING ON MAYOR DALEY? Are you serious? No, no. [slaps him across the face] Are you serious? Forget that groundhog BS. YOU KNOW its spring in Chicago when you have some dingy runt with a head

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Twitter:Facebook as Chris Brown:Rhianna

Twitter:Facebook as Chris Brown:Rhianna

By Quintin Xavier Roper • on March 19, 2009

I’m just going to keep this short and sweet. I love Twitter. I cannot explain why. I love it as much as I love Britney Spears, and for those of you who know me, YOU KNOW that’s an undying affair

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Beta Pilot: Gender

Beta Pilot: Gender

By Quintin Xavier Roper • on March 16, 2009

This week’s topic was gender and we had special co-host Sydney hold it down for the ladies. Sydney has a potty mouth. But what could you expect from an uncensored radio show? In addition, we interviewed Chicago musician Lee Jasper Jones and had

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When You’re Name Means Nothing…

When You’re Name Means Nothing…

By Quintin Xavier Roper • on March 12, 2009

A lot of people look at me like I am some sort of overachieving black mutant from the 31st century with great hair. I’m not from the 31st century. I don’t conform and I don’t believe in kissing anyone’s derrier which accounts for the many C’s and B-’s I received in

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