Today Did Not Happen… Or did it?!!?!?!

Today I burned myself. You know those microwaveable brownies that come in a bowl and take 40 seconds to cook? Well, let me tell you something about those things. When it says allow to cool for two minutes, you do that shit! Don’t you dare think you are above the law. I learned a very valuable lesson. I took the thing out and the smell started [...]